Strike That, Reverse It

Attn: Internal Records Dept. 10/06/2008

To whooooom it may concern,

Regarding yesterday's ill worded statement about the omission

of political opinions/statements, please dismiss. Opinions from

legal department have raised some serious questions as to future

implications said decision may have on office water cooler convos, drunken

dinner parties and boring dinners with the in-laws. Further studies have

shown that broad general statements of this nature just isn't good for the

rep in general. Please forward this to any non-frontal lobe personnel.

Sarah Bellum

VP Internal Affairs