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Strike That, Reverse It

Attn: Internal Records Dept. 10/06/2008

To whooooom it may concern,

Regarding yesterday's ill worded statement about the omission

of political opinions/statements, please dismiss. Opinions from

legal department have raised some serious questions as to future

implications said decision may have on office water cooler convos, drunken

dinner parties and boring dinners with the in-laws. Further studies have

shown that broad general statements of this nature just isn't good for the

rep in general. Please forward this to any non-frontal lobe personnel.

Sarah Bellum

VP Internal Affairs

I no longer have an opinion on anything

Alright, only political opinions or any musings about the weather. Or, ideas about political groups named after weather phenoms.

Unless....I happen to be in a swing state. Then I need to start some swinging and hit as many people as I can with my ideology. And my ideologue is HUGE!!

Okay, alright. Like most guys I may talk up the size of things, so I may of exaggerated on that last sentence. I may not really know what I am talking about at any point, but doesn't it really boil down to just how passionate we are for the things we may or may not have the facts for?

In the political arena is there really a right or wrong? Can an entire side be completely oblivious to what the rest know? Like two blokes heading down a river in a barrel, one looks up river, the other down. "Looks good from 'ere mate!". "Are ya barking mad!?", replies bloke number 2, "we're heading for disaster!". "Bah!" is the naysayers reply....and so on ad nauseam.

I believe we are heading for hell in a bucket and to quote the Grateful Dead, "at least I'm enjoying the ride".

Give me a few days and I'm sure I will be spouting off nonsense to someone about something I don't fully understand...

Okay. so I just heard the term "Chav" for the first time at the butt

crack of dawn this morn, only to run across it again just now. Are you

a Chav? How about a Ned? Gawd Bless the British for their slang!

Bloody right.

We all recognize, that I'm the problem here

"Uh, Grace, could you please hold all my calls until after lunch? Oh, and call back the guy about the thing and tell him what I told you to tell him."
Until my return, please enjoy this fan made video from We are Scientists. Ghouls is the first track from their new album and has been stuck in my head for days on end.....now I would like you to feel the same infliction....

Rush "We Ou Je"

So, what's up with college kids and Greek life? Why not Russian frats or Brazilian sororities? Oooh, the posibilities are tantalizing. Frankly, a French Organization would be keen for the arty types. Vats of wine instead of kegs. Poetry readings and Daft Punk instead of Beer Pong and Sublime. Berets instead of trucker hats! Sign me up!

Chock Full Of Nutz

If Miller High Life is the "Champagne of Beers", then what, pray tell, is the "Martini of Beers", or perhaps the "Blowjob On the Beach of Beers"? I'm not sure if I'd really want to try that second one.

After The Storm

The tides have turned and the world is upside down. Will this ever end? Will this ever begin? Show me a world where everything is connected, where pointing in any direction leads to the same thing(s). Let's look over here and we'll find ourselves.